May 10, 2006
Dearest Gullible.info readers-
Good news! Tonight we're going to be switching to a new server that can better handle all of you wonderful people and all the wonderful bandwidth you use. This means that there might be some downtime in the next day or two as all of the information switches over. As you may have noticed, there's been some issues in the past few weeks; pretty soon that will all be a thing of the past. With your hand in mine, we'll step bravely into the future. Godspeed.
P.S., By the time a human can detect the smell of feces, they have already inhaled approximately 26.84 million airborne pathogens originating from that excrement.
If you see this note, then we have moved over to the new server successfully. Huzzah!